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Dice: I love cheddar cheese
Dice: I've eaten like 6 blocks of it today
Dice: I think I'm going to throw up!

That sonofabitch HE TOLD ME HE LOVES GRUYERE!!!

He only likes it because it's similar to "grundle"

wearing a sleeveless shirt cuz unicorn sleeves

does that mean you just have big spiral horns for arms?

I am wearing a huge XXL west coast choppers shirt.
It is too big for me, but I will grow into it

eat ten bags of marbles.

im wearing a dirty wife beater and drinking a beer so i probably look pretty cool

I'm not wearing a shirt but I do have pants on.

My shirt is one solid color

Fat slag tramp

no ;)

Last night I was at Christmas party where I got as a gift an employee polo shirt for Orchard Valley Hardware Supply

I'm not wearing a shirt, but I have a cowboy hat on, the reasons being it's a bit toasty here and I've found it's appropriate to wear a hat to block my ceiling light that is bright.