i haven't. have you? maybe I will soon, but I ain't getting caught in the back of a cop car

Watch your sailor's tongue!

For starters, how sassy is she?

Nice fitting music choice in that video, steev!

Also:

This makes me thirsty, like I could drink a lake. Too bad I can't swim. Should I learn how to swim this weekend, you guys?

Is that a cummins diesel or a hemi at 00:07?

But your truck is gay. Sorry. Please take it to the crusher

I think that sounds romantic

Yeah, I don't know. IRC is still pretty boring and archaic. Steev please make what ever winnerchat is

Summer super moon this Sunday. Something interesting should happen!
http://farmersalmanac.com/blog/2014/08/05/summers-supermoon/

Hey guys. I didn't do anything and got back from vacation and it works. Told you! All it needed was a nap because it's old/archaic IRC

Those are excellent ideas, JAVIKS. Maybe I'll even play some cricket

Sorry about bringing up the player business. Obviously ZIGS is the player expert here

should I bring my short gym shorts or just regular gym shorts in case we gayly go cycling

Hey Dicemans boyfriend what are you and your boyfriend Diceman going to do this weekend? What do two boyfriends get up to on a weekend?

I would say ear nibbling, but maybe that is too romantic for a boyfriend like Diceman who is also a player.

does plan B entail doin what she likes?

I bet you my manhood you think you're so clever.