You are doing it wrong.

SO MUCH FUN TO BE HAD!
No-Clip 300mph mario kart.
Tons of WAREZ and Romz
Harassing try hards on the shooter of your choice, by adding wall hax
Run Linux!
Play Quake!
Load tons and tons and tons of textures for random crap on Super Smash Bros.
Make your own cheats (and by make your own, I mean crash your Wii, and give up. Just like in the Gameshark days of trying to get Luigi into Super mario 64!)
And most of all........

Run Linux, so you can attempt to run Big Rigs, making it the most WINNER your Wii has ever been!