Yes, I'm back. I will try and keep this thread as censored as possible in case some 12 year old boy randomly clicks on this post and takes it seriously. It is serious. I am serious about this... thing. Here, I'll make a new paragraph.

If anyone wants a specific PC game made, I'll make it for you, given the idea is serious, you provide ALL of the media, and I can do it in a couple weeks time. I will only work on two games at a time here, so don't bother posting requests while my schedule is full. The games can be 2D or 3D, but they can only run on Windows obviously, because I use Windows. Please no porn, code snippets, or incomplete media. I will post all games made by request here.

In before post is misquoted.

This is my favorite topic ever

woah got added, kickass

Dissident, if it were in my power, I would give you +1 CP.

aww that's sweet

Now, do you have a request?

make HALO

Now, do you have a request?

plenty, but none of them involve stick figures and that's the extent of my artistic ability when it comes to computer animation. 

i want a huge red button that makes a fart sound when pressed

@bjorno- Actually, believe it or not, I've actually started work on a version of the game, with some of the media taken care of. Once my media quota is full, I will begin designing an engine for it, then I might hand over level design to you guys. I tried that with Big Rigs 2D, but I never got any help. Maybe I should revisit that...

@Dissident- Dissy, my man, if you don't want to request anything that's fine. Anybody can, though. Feel free. The media thing does of course apply, but it shouldn't be too hard.

@OTRR- You would have to provide the fart sound and the button images. DarkBASIC might be overkill for that though.

i want you to code a way to make my internal speaker fart

i want you to code a way to make my internal speaker fart

I can't. An internal speaker isn't a conventional sound device. It would sound like a beep.

just fetching do it man come on seriously

i bet i can do it really easy

No actually, I can't. Your computer can't even. It's technically not a speaker.

I request a game where you skateboard while playing rockin' guitar.