its like a poop party in my butt

That means you have colon cancer

I had a two month bout where I couldn't stop pooping. Thank G-d that ordeal is all over

i've noticed that i poop 2 or 3 times a day, is that a normal amount of pooping?

Sometimes I go 3 days without pooping, Javiks is clearly stealing my poop!!

yeah

i have not pooped yet today, but i think i feel one coming up

the correct number of poop/day is 69

2nd poop if the day, and it's only 7pm!

You should drink some fiber @JAVIKS

The best part about drinking fiber is that you get incredibly bloated the day after, like several inches on your waist bloated.  It makes you feel really miserable and disgusting because you've also been constipated for days.  Now you have a colon full of rock hard feces and a bunch of gross fiber sitting on top of it making you retain water like you've been cursed by Satan.  After all of that fun you finally can take a dump but you're still bloated for a couple days.

i wanna do that it sounds fun

i could probably use some fiber because chili and taco bell and eggs don't make for very hard poop

i suggest flax seed for fiber, unground. it also helps if you're transitioning to being a girl, i hear.

update: i am pooping once a day now, but my farts have increased 150%

i ate nothing except green grapes today and oh man i don't recommend doing that