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# 31

As you all know, tomorrow is my 18th Birthday. Up until now, I've been living a life of sin which I was blind to, drowning in naked vaginas and gorging myself on coffee and meat.

It all started when @Cirus introduced me to ( triple w ( d . o . t ) csgolounge ( d . o . t ) c . o . m {no longer bookmarked}. A simple site that I blindly gambled with time and time again. After winning my first AWP Asiimov I was hooked. I didn't even look at what teams were playing and just bet over and over again. Well as luck would have it, the skins kept rolling in and so did the naked vaginas soon after.

I was sure about my life at that point, thought I knew all there was to know. I remembered every second because every second wasted was a skin lost. But I really lost myself somewhere along the way, unable to recall my life I had before. I didn't know it then, but today, just now, I realized I had forgotten my past.

Now in fear of forgetting my future, I am turning to Supreme Lord Krishna and Nalaa for enlightenment. The authority figures I so desperately need in my life to tell me what is real. It is time for me to be truly happy. No longer will I ignore my old age and the diseases that come with it (counting the ones I already have). I have come to accept that one day I will die, and with it comes my birth after birth.

I wish to turn over a new leaf and what better time to start my next life than my coming to adulthood. In order to do this, I am giving up on my vices starting with naked vaginas. I hope you can all respect my decision and wish you would all join me on this new journey. To show my true dedication I share with you this chant.

hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare

With that my friends I bid you a good day and a Happy Next Life.

# 32
Social/Off-Topic / Video from Diceman
07-07-2017, 07:16:39 AM
more like dorkman
what a clown
# 33
how good is it with pineapple?
# 34
Gaming / Sweet game deals
26-06-2017, 17:24:29 PM
well i was serious but it turns out I have the key from humble bundle too
# 35
Gaming / Sweet game deals
26-06-2017, 04:55:13 AM
you should know by now I am never anything but serious
# 36
Gaming / Sweet game deals
25-06-2017, 17:50:25 PM
I'll take one piece pirate warriros 3
# 37
Gaming / Sweet game deals
22-06-2017, 18:47:44 PM
# 38
Movies, TV, Music, Books / Cool new band
17-06-2017, 14:57:34 PM
that album art is pretty good
# 39
Social/Off-Topic / hows everybody doing?
16-06-2017, 20:27:05 PM
I'm not feeling enough WINNER ! today and that worries me a lot. :bidoof:
:stamp: :roddy: :belair: :bluerig: :stalin: :thumbsup: :trophy: :texan: :mj: :winner: :rocky: :ballin: :barneykiss:
# 40
Adminiature Art Hour / Grandpa's manga
14-06-2017, 15:57:06 PM
I'll be a grandpa by the time steev puts out some new manga
# 41
Social/Off-Topic / hows everybody doing?
13-06-2017, 22:13:25 PM
I mean, if you brush your teeth, you should be able to drink as much kickstart as you want.
But getting them removed works as well
# 42
Social/Off-Topic / hows everybody doing?
13-06-2017, 17:08:10 PM
well it does claim that it's "real energy for real people"
# 43
Social/Off-Topic / hows everybody doing?
13-06-2017, 07:14:03 AM
I started drinking some xyience energy drinks which have 1000% vitamin B5 intake per can, which when taken in excess may cause diarrhoea and depression.
This might explain why I've been sitting on the toilet for half an hour at a time contemplating my entire existance but other than that I'm doing great (Y)
# 44
the birth place of captain coors
# 45
Gaming / Sweet game deals
04-06-2017, 15:57:42 PM
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