Quotes from the creator of PHP.
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Rasmus_Lerdorf

These are great

My favorite:

I'm not a real programmer. I throw together things until it works then I move on. The real programmers will say "Yeah it works but you're leaking memory everywhere. Perhaps we should fix that." I’ll just restart Apache every 10 requests.

I hope I create something that totally sucks and everybody has to use it anyway.
Then I'll be all like, "yeah I know it sucks, but idgaf"