Thunder's Retarded Game

fetch, im hungry after fighting a male reproductive organ used for procreation within a species, ill go to whattaburger

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Thunder's Retarded Whattaburger

The air is heavy with the delicious odor of frying meat.  You approach the counter and examine the menu.  Behind the counter, Thunder struggles with Down's Syndrome, but will be happy to take your order whenever you're ready.

Exits are More Desert, Restrooms, Dining Room, Kitchen, Playground, Boeing AH-64 Apache Helicopter, Dennis, and The Forest Moon Of Endor

Order a double burger.

Wit Cheez

Order a double burger.

Wit Cheez

Thunder's flippers pound furiously against the cash register.  Within minutes, a double burger wit cheez is added to your inventory.  Your wallet now contains $7.19.  Thunder gurgles something that Google Translate interprets as "Next order scrotum please".

Exits are More Desert, Restrooms, Dining Room, Kitchen, Playground, Boeing AH-64 Apache Helicopter, Dennis, and The Forest Moon Of Endor

Sit

Eat Double Burger Wit Cheez

Sit

Eat Double Burger Wit Cheez

Double Burger Wit Cheez takes 5 damage and is defeated.  You gain 10 hit points and 2 levels of WINNER

I spend my skill points on truck-driving

Exit Whattaburger

Which exit?  Exits are More Desert, Restrooms, Dining Room, Kitchen, Playground, Boeing AH-64 Apache Helicopter, Dennis, and The Forest Moon Of Endor

Exit to Apache Helicopter

Skrag's male reproductive organ used for procreation within a species, being the darkest object for miles, takes 3 damage.  The Desert takes 7 points of damage and misses a turn.

can I drink a heal male reproductive organ used for procreation within a species potion

what the poo poo! i still need to order 4 number 5's!

what the poo poo! i still need to order 4 number 5's!

I'll fly back around when you get your food

Fire missles at Thundero's castle

this sounds familiar, maybe i should get drunk in the basement again