walk farther into desert

Closest answer

The Castle

You walk into the main hall of the castle. Not to your surprise, the entire facility is a prison. You see a passageway leading into the dark.

Exit the Castle, Pick a fight with a guard, Go into the Passageway

We'll finish this tomorrow.

no. I said farther into the desert, i didn't walk all that way just to turn around and walk back Im seeing this poo poo through to the end, onward through the desert.

More Desert

You continue walking further into the desert.  Hours later, as you climb over the 37645th dune, you see an oasis.  Poolside, a kitty cat girl is throwing magic missiles at three other cat guys, all of whom are masturbating furiously while watching Aretha Franklin kvetch about the weather.

Exits are Oasis, Even More Desert, The Desert, The Mall Food Court, The Coward's Way Out, and Dennis

Aretha Franklin is not amused

I'll take the desert for 800 please

The Desert

You find yourself back in Thunder's boring desert. In one direction there is the Castle, in the other there is the Town.

Go to the Castle, Go back to the Town, Go back to More Desert, Go to Hell For All I Care, The Coward's Way Out, Dennis, and The Slavering Fangs Of A Lurking Grue

Cast magic missile at Desert.

get male reproductive organ used for procreation within a species out in middle of desert and start swinging it around

I attack the darkness!

Skrag's male reproductive organ used for procreation within a species, being the darkest object for miles, takes 3 damage.  The Desert takes 7 points of damage and misses a turn.

fetch yes level up!

I already have this poo poo written up. Sounds like your closest option is "Pick a fight with a guard".

Arrest

You're thrown in the slammer. The jail happens to be in a dark castle a couple miles out of town.

Explore the Castle, Commit suicide

Thunder's esteem takes 23847 points of damage.  Thunder's immutable script takes 1 point of damage and shatters.

Exits are Gray Void, More Desert, Whattaburger, Thunder's Retarded Game, The Coward's Way Out, Dennis, The Slavering Fangs Of A Lurking Grue, and Whatever The Hell JAVIKS Makes Up Next

Death

Oh dear, you are dead!

Restart

Error

Oh wait, you are mistaken!

Exits are still Gray Void, More Desert, Whattaburger, Thunder's Retarded Game, The Coward's Way Out, Dennis, The Slavering Fangs Of A Lurking Grue, Whatever The Hell JAVIKS Makes Up Next, and now, as an added bonus, Rochester