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Barney's Hide and Seek
Barney's Hide and Seek is a WINNER game released on the Sega Megadrive in 1993. The game centres around everyone's favourite purple dinosaur, Barney, in his quest to liberate several towns from terrorism. The game is aimed at children, though it is enjoyed by all audiences.
The beginning of the game illustrated Barney playing in a park with numerous friends of his. Suddenly, a gang of terrorists claiming to be part of Al-Qaeda burst onto the scene and kidnap all 5 of Barney's friends, as well as 5 important items that could cause significant damage if lost or in the wrong hands. The Terrorists threaten to behead all of the children if the United States of America does not meet both of their two demands: Pull out of Iraq and become an Islamic state.
Upon discovering that his friends are in the grips of evil terrorist scum, Barney arms himself to the teeth and heads out to the Middle East. There he liberates countless towns from the evil islamist militants and rescues many hostages, but his friends are nowhere to be found. This leads up to an epic climax in which Barney battles Allah himself in order to rescue his friends and restore order in this WINNER world. |
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MD5 (the cracking of)
An MD5 is the strongest digital security device known the man. The importance of the MD5 came to the attention of BROTRRers when several Spartacombattiers threatened to crack the MD5 of www.yourewinner.com. The cracking of an MD5 is of course an impossible feat for mere humans as the power of MD5 cracking is usually reserved for those who can complete tasks months in advance, such as Sergey Titov. In spite of the impossibility of their difficult task the Spartacombattiers persevered and failed hard. Cirus valiantly maintained the infinite coding of the bombarded MD5 risking his life in the process.
The aftermath of the MD5 attack resulted in the MD5 of www.yourewinner.com reversing the polarity of Spartacombat's inferior and pathetic MD2. The Spartacombattiers went back to playing their shitty flash games about featureless characters, similar in failness level to Halo's Master Chief.
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What is Rigism?
Rigism is a philosophical concept (or religion in the eyes of some) inspired by the game Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. The purpose of Rigism is to teach followers to look for the WINNER in all items, and to harness the potential of WINNER so they can perform to their true abilities. Likewise, Rigism teaches followers to protect themselves from LOSER, an opposite force corrupting the minds of many.
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"Many Many Pills for Manly Manly Men". This was the text inside an advert bestowed upon us by the great -=Melissa=-, a woman who travelled the internet in the hopes of improving the quality of life of many men. She did so by spreading the word of viagra, pointing her shining beacon toward the website onlinegenericviagra.com. Many WINNERS were once in need of some downstairs enlightenment, and this was given to them by the advert. Many many pills have improved the lifestyles of many many WINNERS. |
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