Skrag is truly a man of honor

I was at a bus stop in london while the match was on and there were a load of people crowded around a takeaway on the opposite side of the road watching the tv through the windows with some portuguese flags dotted about, I heard much cheering so I assume portugal won

CONTINUATION OF THIS STORY: a POLICE VAN parked in the bus stop so they could buy food from the corner shop opposite they're not supposed to park there!!!!

FYI, i've eaten two pizzas since England's defeat

omg that means Italy will WIN today

my prediction italy wins 2-1 with a 85` goal

not even 15 minutes in and Germany has had two or three great chances at a goal, this is more exciting than the Spain-Portugal game already

skrag has officially cursed the Germans

MARIO

Oh sweet lord what a goal

SUPER MARIO

need a unicorning gif of that STAT

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Both of those gifs kind of suck though so here are some slightly better videos

I should become a professional sports bettor

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

that was a great game to watch from beginning to end: a never-ending series of shots on goal, Super Mario, a lifeline for Germany in the last five minutes made for very exciting moments. will Spain and Italy be just as entertaining?

Probably not

and what do you know, it wasn't - unless you're a fan of Spain, of course!