I would like your advice on how I should go about finding a commission artist who, for like $40, will draw a high quality hentai picture to my specifications.

Think of Ron Jeremy. Ya' know, the porn star, famous for having a 13 inch dick. Now imagine him as a big hulking, muscular black man. and I mean black. Like, coal at night black.

For at least eight weeks at this point, he has been taking ExtenZe & testosterone supplements daily, and has regularly been using a male reproductive organ used for procreation within a species-pump.
He has not been allowed to have any sort of sexual satisfaction or release during that period of time.
On top of that, his blood-plasma levels are currently at peak levels of a cocktail of a large dose of mehtylenedioxymethylamphetmine(Ecstasy) and a large dose of Sildenafil(Viagra).

Yet he still wouldn't be capable of handling the amount of dick that the MLA Format sucks.

Perhaps it wasn,t the best the best idea to switch in the middle of the semester...

Im sure The Youer.Winner.com community is tech savvy enouh to have experience with this. How long is it going to be before I'm back up to speed?
What sort of impact will this have on my keyboard shortcuts?

Same guy as before. He decides to trade me bass guitar for a computer. So I take an old motherboard I had lying around, tape on a powersupply, HHD, graphics card(one that occasionally has frame issues on Half-Life1) and heatsink, and just hand it to him at school.

Him: How big is the hard drive?
Me: 40GB
Him: (nods head) Nice. Say, how big is the hard drive on your computer at home?
Me: Two terrabytes.
Him: That's pretty good.

How should I handle this?

(and why the unicorn is there not the option to edit the thread title?)

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f976UaSp3HU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f976UaSp3HU</a>

Acquaintance: (randomly)Hey, do you seed your torrents?
Me: (being the nihilist I am)No, why?(Expecting them to respond with some sort of ethical reason why I should)
Acquaintance: Did you know that if you don't seed your torrents, they can give you viruses
Me: What? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Acquaintance: Yeah. It's true. I was browsing pictures the other day, and now i have a virus. My computer randomly opens a bunch of programs and it won't turn on.
(I then explained to him the nature of how torrents work, how getting a virus from not seeding your torrents is impossible, how getting a virus from an image file is impossible, and how a virus can't affect your computer's ability to power on. He legitimately didn't believe me on any of it.)

I'm not even exaggerating.

Can you please make blood letters?

Thanks 

I need HMDI & VGA output, PCIE x 16 input, and for it to be able to run L4D2 at say, 15 FPS med-hi settings, though I'm shooting for Max settings at 30 FPS with no v-sync.
and I got $75-$150ish. 

by RAIDing together 10 flash drives. 10 64gb usb 2.0 flash drives cost only about $30, double that for 3.0. A 3.0 hub is about $50. Sure, even with 3.0, it's going to be significantly slower because youre RAIDing together 10 flash drives, but it's still way cheaper than this: http://www.newegg.com/Product/ProductList.aspx?Submit=ENE&N=100008120%20600136716&IsNodeId=1&name=600GB
Is there something I'm overlooking?, because the usb 3.0 flash drives and hub i assessed operated at nearly 1 Mbps(which is a lot, even if it's still a far cry from the ideal speed at which SSDs tranfer at)


Also, if someone could help me with the hyperlinks without giving me a pacifier post rating, that'd be cool.

While YW is undergoing all this swift change, I suggest that in the little recent posts box on the right, we bring back RE: in front of posts that are sent with quickreply

and personally informs you that you are a terrible person. Are you now morally obligated to commit suicide?

I saw a preview for it about 5 years ago on a PS2 demo compilation disc.

It took place in a desert like environment, had a talking cat, a freddy krueger-esqu character, an anime/JRPGish feel, and was made in 2006 for the PS2. Anyone? Help much appreciated

I do not write this out of spite or contempt, but out of legitimate curiousity and to be informative.

No one unicorning likes you. It puzzles me, as you consistently try and seek emotional support, or approval, and 100% of the time, you dont get it. No one cares what project youre, but you always try and post updates for approval, which you NEVER recieve. You make posts about what technical problems you might be experiencing in those projects, but no one cares. I cant find a single instance of you receiving postive or even neutral reception to a post. Not only that, but you also act like an asshole to people here. Now I'm not exactly recieved by people here as well as Final Starman was, but at least I make a conscience effort to try and figure out why and improve, but you just seem completely oblivious.

So I'm legitimately curious as to what the appeal is for continuing activity on this forum.

This forums mods are so lax, it's practically impossible to get banned. Anyone else desensitzed to point where trying to post on other forums feels like being Jewish in MCMXLs Europe?