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# 1
Russia knows
# 2
# 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZkuQpUYOXo (i don't know how to put YouTube links here, so you must click to see).
go to the 1:00 part to see one of the best scenes ever made in a videoclip
go to the 1:00 part to see one of the best scenes ever made in a videoclip
# 4
Only things not revealed in the Book of Rigism.
My opinion: Shaq playing
online with Mr. T, Samuel L. Jackson and Michael Jackson.
My opinion: Shaq playing
online with Mr. T, Samuel L. Jackson and Michael Jackson.
# 5
CLIMATE
Climate always varies:
In the South, rarely rains. The seasons are only two: cold and dry winters, and hot and dry summers. Midterms are rumoured to exist.
In Southeast, rains are common. Beware: in São Paulo, even the smallest drizzle can make over 50 flooding points (the mayor spent all the flood-prevention funds on propaganda).
In the Central part, there's always hot and dry. Cold periods are rare as David Ortiz stealing bases.
In the Northeast, the climate is always hot. Climate may vary from "unicorning hot" to "Hell on Earth".
North is the worst part: unites the Northeastern heat with Southeastern humidity. Don't come here unless you want to punish yourself from too many sins.
POLITICS
Politics and politicians, in Brazil, are all lies. There's a "Workers Party" without workers, "Democrats" who make part in the 70's dictatorship, "Social-Democrats" who doesn't make social-democratic politics, the Communist Party have no communists, and the far right is represented by the press. The President worked in truck factories, and can be considered as
by some.
SPORT SOCCER, THE OPIUM OF PEOPLE
The only sport considered by Brazilians is Soccer. All other sports are only noticed when it's Olympics time and Brazil comes with less medals than Ethiopia and Kenya. Every player in Brazil, without exception, intends to play in Europe, although 99,9% of them fail miserably. Any other display of the Brazilian flag in
Many players live daily with druglords and criminals, but are still worshipped by the monocultural media. Champions in every other sport are simply relinquished, unless they come from Formula 1 (aka WWE Racing division).
Most famous teams (although they're not only limited to a soccer team, Brazilian culture insists to forget all other sport departments in the clubs, so they work like your favourite American sports team)
Corinthians: Number one choose for illiterate people and criminals. A great team by European standards (of 1999). The only team from its city which NEVER was continental champion, they think they already won a World Championship "recognized by FIFA" (chances of FIFA reckoning its title are as high as Serbia reckoning Kosovo's independence). Search for its stadium is useless: it's like trying to find a true sentence from HWSNBN.
Palmeiras: The choice of the capo. Rapidly turning into a small club.
São Paulo: For the non-heterosexualpersongots. Beware of worshipment to their goalkeeper.
Santos: For people who still fear a nuclear war between USA and USSR, think Che Guevara is alive and the Toronto Maple Leafs have great chances to win the Stanley Cup this year.
Flamengo: The team of TV Globo. "Won" four championships with Globo's help, and think they won a fifth (the 1987 Union Cup, also called Little Balls Trophy), although they REFUSED to play the finals.
Grêmio: A team which think is Argentinian.
Botafogo: Brazil's most luckless team. Think poo poo, and it already happened to Botafogo.
Vasco da Gama: Formerly known as the Portuguese colony team, but no Portuguese supports them, mainly because they're Rio de Janeiro's official runner up.
Fluminense:
TELEVISION GUIDE
The networks are classified as the following:
Cultura: as its name means culture, no one watches it.
SBT: Excellent if you're Mexican. Unless, skip it.
Globo: the "platinum-tanned Venus" is the country-controlling Zaibatsu. It already had influenced in presidential elections, fake informations and many other things. For a detailed review, download the forbidden movie Beyond Citizen Kane.
Record: Bought by some religious fanatic 20 years ago, dreams of buying-out Brazil from Globo. Watch out for religious propaganda after midnight.
RedeTV!: The Portsmouth FC of Brazilian television. Only didn't entered bankruptcy by a miracle.
Gazeta: Near bankruptcy, no one watches it.
Bandeirantes: Famous for their broadcast of porn movies in saturday nights.
MTV Brasil: same poo poo as every MTV in the World.
MUSIC
Music in Brazil is varied, always going from awful to worse.
Radios: Radios are known to accept bribes from recording companies to push up some talentless idiot's career. Beware of one-hit wonders and irritating songs.
Axé: Axé means some idiots singing idiot songs which, in 89% of the cases, includes something with "Salvador's sun", "i'll french kiss" or "Insertsomethinghere's dance" in the lyrics. Don't forget bitches dancing almost naked or non-heterosexualpersongots shaking their asses.
Funk: Not the funk from James Brown, but a
form of music made by non-heterosexualpersongots with IQ below 2,7. Many lyrics contain sexual references, many could be used as script for porn movies, and many makes promotion for criminal factions.
Rock: Brazilian Rock died in the 90's. His name was taken up by emo impostors and the scene is full of. Search for metal bands instead.
Forró: Rhythm which consists of singing some famous American song with repetitive lyrics in Portuguese, while someone plays keyboards (only the old school ones still play accordions). Don't forget every Forró band includes a woman with irritating voice, and a non-heterosexualpersongot. Some bands include two of them.
INDUSTRY
Although the pseudo-socialdemocrats tried to sellout all Brazil like the Florida Marlins after winning a World Series, the industry here is goin' well.
The number of cars with engine displacement over 2 litres (or 133 cu) made in Brazil is the same as the number of Super Bowls the Buffalo Bills had won: ZERO. Brazilian car industry seems to adopt three engine layouts: the "1-liter car", with no power, no equipments and no safety; the "1.6 litre car with 16 valves and exactly 110hp", which is one step above the "1-liter", but still have the same equipments as the cheapest car you can buy in the USA, and the "2-liter car", which is the top of the lineup for all makers, incorporing technologies which you can see in your 1999 Impala.
Every car with more than 2001cc engine is imported. Mexico have agreement with Brazil, so expect to see the "upper class" ballin' with a Ford Fusion (which costs U$ 40.000 - thanks to the government's rape of the consumer with taxes for everything, while the average American can buy the same car with U$ 20.000 - wait, even less).
NOTE: It's true: Brazilians buy the most expensive cars of the world. Thanks the taxes - 40 unicorning percent.
(LACK OF) VIDEOGAME CULTURE
98% of Brazilians have no gaming culture. Only play Counter-strike, race games, GTA and Pro Evolution Soccer (poorly made) mods where Corinthians' worst starter is given the ratings of Cesc Fábregas. Videogame press here is loaded with :loser:s who believe Gamespot says the truth.
RELIGION
Like Richter says to Dracula (or the inverse), religion steals men's souls and make them its slaves. Brazil was once a majorly Catholic country, but recently many Protestant sects had risen (both in followers and wealth).
To be continued soon, there's many many chapters.
Climate always varies:
In the South, rarely rains. The seasons are only two: cold and dry winters, and hot and dry summers. Midterms are rumoured to exist.
In Southeast, rains are common. Beware: in São Paulo, even the smallest drizzle can make over 50 flooding points (the mayor spent all the flood-prevention funds on propaganda).
In the Central part, there's always hot and dry. Cold periods are rare as David Ortiz stealing bases.
In the Northeast, the climate is always hot. Climate may vary from "unicorning hot" to "Hell on Earth".
North is the worst part: unites the Northeastern heat with Southeastern humidity. Don't come here unless you want to punish yourself from too many sins.
POLITICS
Politics and politicians, in Brazil, are all lies. There's a "Workers Party" without workers, "Democrats" who make part in the 70's dictatorship, "Social-Democrats" who doesn't make social-democratic politics, the Communist Party have no communists, and the far right is represented by the press. The President worked in truck factories, and can be considered as
by some.The only sport considered by Brazilians is Soccer. All other sports are only noticed when it's Olympics time and Brazil comes with less medals than Ethiopia and Kenya. Every player in Brazil, without exception, intends to play in Europe, although 99,9% of them fail miserably. Any other display of the Brazilian flag in
Many players live daily with druglords and criminals, but are still worshipped by the monocultural media. Champions in every other sport are simply relinquished, unless they come from Formula 1 (aka WWE Racing division).
Most famous teams (although they're not only limited to a soccer team, Brazilian culture insists to forget all other sport departments in the clubs, so they work like your favourite American sports team)
Corinthians: Number one choose for illiterate people and criminals. A great team by European standards (of 1999). The only team from its city which NEVER was continental champion, they think they already won a World Championship "recognized by FIFA" (chances of FIFA reckoning its title are as high as Serbia reckoning Kosovo's independence). Search for its stadium is useless: it's like trying to find a true sentence from HWSNBN.
Palmeiras: The choice of the capo. Rapidly turning into a small club.
São Paulo: For the non-heterosexualpersongots. Beware of worshipment to their goalkeeper.
Santos: For people who still fear a nuclear war between USA and USSR, think Che Guevara is alive and the Toronto Maple Leafs have great chances to win the Stanley Cup this year.
Flamengo: The team of TV Globo. "Won" four championships with Globo's help, and think they won a fifth (the 1987 Union Cup, also called Little Balls Trophy), although they REFUSED to play the finals.
Grêmio: A team which think is Argentinian.
Botafogo: Brazil's most luckless team. Think poo poo, and it already happened to Botafogo.
Vasco da Gama: Formerly known as the Portuguese colony team, but no Portuguese supports them, mainly because they're Rio de Janeiro's official runner up.
Fluminense:
TELEVISION GUIDE
The networks are classified as the following:
Cultura: as its name means culture, no one watches it.
SBT: Excellent if you're Mexican. Unless, skip it.
Globo: the "platinum-tanned Venus" is the country-controlling Zaibatsu. It already had influenced in presidential elections, fake informations and many other things. For a detailed review, download the forbidden movie Beyond Citizen Kane.
Record: Bought by some religious fanatic 20 years ago, dreams of buying-out Brazil from Globo. Watch out for religious propaganda after midnight.
RedeTV!: The Portsmouth FC of Brazilian television. Only didn't entered bankruptcy by a miracle.
Gazeta: Near bankruptcy, no one watches it.
Bandeirantes: Famous for their broadcast of porn movies in saturday nights.
MTV Brasil: same poo poo as every MTV in the World.
MUSIC
Music in Brazil is varied, always going from awful to worse.
Radios: Radios are known to accept bribes from recording companies to push up some talentless idiot's career. Beware of one-hit wonders and irritating songs.
Axé: Axé means some idiots singing idiot songs which, in 89% of the cases, includes something with "Salvador's sun", "i'll french kiss" or "Insertsomethinghere's dance" in the lyrics. Don't forget bitches dancing almost naked or non-heterosexualpersongots shaking their asses.
Funk: Not the funk from James Brown, but a
form of music made by non-heterosexualpersongots with IQ below 2,7. Many lyrics contain sexual references, many could be used as script for porn movies, and many makes promotion for criminal factions.Rock: Brazilian Rock died in the 90's. His name was taken up by emo impostors and the scene is full of
. Search for metal bands instead.Forró: Rhythm which consists of singing some famous American song with repetitive lyrics in Portuguese, while someone plays keyboards (only the old school ones still play accordions). Don't forget every Forró band includes a woman with irritating voice, and a non-heterosexualpersongot. Some bands include two of them.
INDUSTRY
Although the pseudo-socialdemocrats tried to sellout all Brazil like the Florida Marlins after winning a World Series, the industry here is goin' well.
The number of cars with engine displacement over 2 litres (or 133 cu) made in Brazil is the same as the number of Super Bowls the Buffalo Bills had won: ZERO. Brazilian car industry seems to adopt three engine layouts: the "1-liter car", with no power, no equipments and no safety; the "1.6 litre car with 16 valves and exactly 110hp", which is one step above the "1-liter", but still have the same equipments as the cheapest car you can buy in the USA, and the "2-liter car", which is the top of the lineup for all makers, incorporing technologies which you can see in your 1999 Impala.
Every car with more than 2001cc engine is imported. Mexico have agreement with Brazil, so expect to see the "upper class" ballin' with a Ford Fusion (which costs U$ 40.000 - thanks to the government's rape of the consumer with taxes for everything, while the average American can buy the same car with U$ 20.000 - wait, even less).
NOTE: It's true: Brazilians buy the most expensive cars of the world. Thanks the taxes - 40 unicorning percent.
(LACK OF) VIDEOGAME CULTURE
98% of Brazilians have no gaming culture. Only play Counter-strike, race games, GTA and Pro Evolution Soccer (poorly made) mods where Corinthians' worst starter is given the ratings of Cesc Fábregas. Videogame press here is loaded with :loser:s who believe Gamespot says the truth.
RELIGION
Like Richter says to Dracula (or the inverse), religion steals men's souls and make them its slaves. Brazil was once a majorly Catholic country, but recently many Protestant sects had risen (both in followers and wealth).
To be continued soon, there's many many chapters.
# 6
In ten years, everyone (including the running persongots at Gamespot) will reckon the truth: Halo is the most LOSER and originality-less game ever created in the face of Earth, and will always be remembered as the most overrated series ever.
Also, check the WinnerWiki article i created: http://yourewinner.com/wiki/index.php5?title=Reasons_for_Halo_LOSERness. Feel free to edit.
Also, check the WinnerWiki article i created: http://yourewinner.com/wiki/index.php5?title=Reasons_for_Halo_LOSERness. Feel free to edit.
# 7
An example in the WinnerWiki:
Being a rival of Gamespot automatically makes IGN WINNER?
Other example: Some game is released, compared with Halo, and completely kicks its LOSER ass in at least 75% of the comparatives. This game can be qualified as WINNER?
Quote
Jason Ocampo - Not entirely WINNER but has freed himself from LOSER. He had the audacity to go directly against HWSNBN's will by working for GameSpot's rival site, IGN. What's more is that he survived. He clearly has balls of steel.
Being a rival of Gamespot automatically makes IGN WINNER?
Other example: Some game is released, compared with Halo, and completely kicks its LOSER ass in at least 75% of the comparatives. This game can be qualified as WINNER?
# 8
Why real pitchers can't be like that??
# 9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oka1XfJuSc8
I rate this game as. I think it deserves a space into one of the most WINNER games ever made.
I rate this game as
. I think it deserves a space into one of the most WINNER games ever made.
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