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Hey guys, I couldn't help but notice that Cirus, EJ or Steev changed my membergroup to Forum Bitch. I don't know how this will affect my sex life, but I can imagine being the bitch of some forum would have its perks. The Internet has lots of useful information on BDSM and sex slavery. I guess I would be called a . I am OK with this.


Do you think that guy above would give good handjobs? I like the gloves.


A spinning Pokemon up your ass? Sounds good to me.


When I look at this emoticon, I imagine a little Japanese girl 20-something Japanese woman ready to insert this root vegetable into one of her holes.


Deepthroat.


Fisting!


He sees something he likes.


This guys is gay I'll bet.


lol


She could be rubbing her vagina.

Complaining about my life and everything. I could never reach any concrete information on how to get laid. Maybe you guys could tell me the magical secrets.

And why was Cirus in jail as well?

Why is Highly in jail?

Could you upload the video somewhere else?

No. No he is not. He is an imperialist politician, and he refuses to do any nigging. This fricking country is run by tyrants.

the things people say aren't edgy enough, etc.

I'm gone for a couple months and this is what it's turned into?

You should check them out. Work is in progress to bring you gameplay videos! Stay tuned!

Using code from NASA and survey data taken from a social media site, I have created a countdown timer that tells you precisely how long it will be until I get laid. This has been a problem ever since I joined this site, and thanks to the power of cloud computing it ends now, or precisely on December 21, 2013.

You're welcome, and

It was a wild party. Somebody had brought a 300 gallon keg of Coors Light. Everybody was getting smashed, and I went blind in one eye. The male:female ratio was 50/50, so everybody had something to do if you know what I mean, *wink wink*. After I was done skullunicorning the hottest girl I had ever seen I went out back to have an epic plastic lightsaber battle with a bunch of losers. Then we started shouting for no reason, to see how loud we could get. Rather than calling the cops like pussy assholes, some of the neighbors came over and made the party even bigger. They were all young people of course, because this was a really awesome party in the city somewhere and not in some small town. In fact, I think it was England where the party took place, because everybody had a really extreme British accent. How could I afford going to England just to go to some party, you ask? Well, in fact, I was going to some really great English university. In fact, I'm still going to a really great English university, and I'm a quantum physics major. I already constructed a working time machine, which I use every weekend to go back to that really awesome party. Anyways, when the party was over, I just sort of sat there. Eventually, I was told to get the unicorn out because I was just sitting there like an asshole. I got pretty pissed, so I took out my frustration by reading a book, like a sane normal person. Then, I made a delicious turnover and cut it up into individual chunks to share with my friends. They all love my cooking because they trust me and don't think that I'm going to try and poison them. My friends really like me. That's why they invite me to such insane parties. I have lots of friends.

Small-studio electronic games are an emerging market. Frankly, I think your treatment of Big Rigs is kind of cruel. It's like Troll 2 and how people make fun of it/have fun with it. Other games are just as fun, and you give them mention. ET, Superman 64, Zero Wing, Shaq Fu.

Indie games are a part of that small-studio emerging market. There are people who try very hard to make games and sell them. You call those games "bad". Wow. Let me give you an example. Dark Survival 2 took one developer three years of work and it still isn't finished. That game is that developer's masterpiece. Shouldn't works of art like that be sellable? Not according to the people who support the development efforts of games like Big Rigs. If the end product is the same, why do you care what the process was? Sure, DS2 took a lot of effort and time and was only made by one person, but when it is finished you will at the very least be able to call it a game.

Sergey Titov is heralded as the creator of Big Rigs and several other games, but he was only the head of a group of people who actually made the game. What if he were just one guy working on the game on his own? ET was made by just one guy, but it got a lot of press for its commercial failure. The small indie games don't get a lot of press, but they don't need to in order to succeed. However, at least extend the courtessy of your commendation to these small indie games. They are a small market, and they are small time all around.

Thank you.

Question to discuss:

I want to hire a Cammy cosplayer to stick her hand up my ass. Discuss.


Stranger 1: You are a non-heterosexual persongot


Stranger 1: End of discussion


Stranger 2: Just say no


Stranger 1 has disconnected

The game is 90% complete and available to download now. It is a product of my hard work and the magical voice talents of Donut.

You can not, you will not miss this game. Fly through space faster than the speed of light. Bend time to your will. Pilot next generation government spacecraft.