Well, but are you going to get me drunk on some whiskey and then take advantage of me in a barn while it rains?

Only if you ask me to before hand   

Like this?

Or this?

Yes, like that. You'd have to tell me first!

Wait, but which one are you saying yes to? How frustrating! Let's just talk about the weather more!

That was a pretty good pun, Steev, about the "cool"

What if I said yes to both?   

My horoscopes says I should follow my instincts; sometimes it's good to slow down and question the road I'm on, but not so much I'm too frustrated to take the next big step forward, so maybe you should look at yours and get back to me

The heavens have arranged for each and every word you utter to emerge sounding firm, grounded and absolutely impossible to argue with. That goes double for emotional issues, which will undoubtedly be the subject. Fortunately, there's no time like the present for a heart-to-heart talk with the person you love most. Stop mulling and start talking. Make the call and clear the air. You'll feel much better afterward.

Wow. That's pretty intense. I wasn't expecting that. Are you going to make the call?

What do you suggest?

You should do what your horoscope says if you want to feel much better afterward.

I called and you didnt answer. 

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Time waits for no one. I wait on people a reasonable amount