I'm too lazy to check out that link

there is literally nothing in colorado why would I live there

The people make the place, but there's still tons of places to explore
Have you ever been to Wyoming, JC VON BASTARD?

Colorado is home of white trash, rednecks,  and non-heterosexual persongots so I don't see why anyone would live there anyway

Colorado is the home of Coors Light, if that isn't good enough then we don't want you here anyways

Colorado owns.

I want to move there but my mom says we can't afford it.

Colorado is indeed a great place. That said, if I was from Colorado, I would do everything in my power to make the state seem awful to keep out the outlanders.

Looks like big fun to be a redneck in Colorado!


SEE: http://the-best-places-to-retire.blogspot.com/