Well, it really hurt my feelings so i'll try what you suggested. Hopefully more time around cowboys will straighten me out.

I took a mirror selfie today, shooting from the hip. How cowboy is that

Or here, you should join the Cowboy and Indian Alliance (CIA) and plant Ponca corn in the path of the Keystone XL pipeline

http://boldnebraska.org/press-release-cowboy-and-indian-alliance-to-plant-sacred-ponca-corn-in-the-path-of-the-keystone-xl-pipeline/

It is pretty cowboy. I'm about to use a forklift to hook up a trailer because some guy dropped it so low that I cant get it back on the truck even with maximum raise. How cowboy is that?

That might be cowboy or you might be rednecking it up. Someone else please clarify????

Just saw a cowboy fiddle setting up to play. He said hi and asked me where my girlfriend was. There was a hilarious interaction but I'm not comfortable sharing it here

he y wheres your girlfrend?

She's probably too busy to waste her time going to see cowboy fiddlers with me   

Can you share the story with Steev so he can write it up Steev style and in bubble text?

No, the story is too depressing

Which is it; hilarious or depressing?

hilariously depressing

Son of a guns gonna have big fun on the bayou

Whoever rated me as Plan Z is a real asshole with no empathy for my feelings

How offensive would plan XXX be?