I tried!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You tried so hard and got so far

hey @steev, give @b a RemindMe function

example: I post "@b RemindMe 25/12/16" and on that day he replies in this thread tagging me so I can remember to post my christmas joke

I might look into adding a feature like that, but you'll have to purchase reminders from the shop

You should give him one for free so he can be reminded to buy more to remind him of the Christmas joke

DZ will get all of his for free since well it is his forum.

Sorry for the mistake DZ, I am very tired from playing SDV all night and I didn't realize who I was talking to.

who did @Steve recieve computer components from on Christmas?


I hope you guys will find this joke was worth the wait

hahahaha, good one!

@DZ is on the nice list

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

  Have you any grounds?  "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home" 

  No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?  "It made of concrete" 

  I don't think you understand.  Does either of you have a real grudge?  "No, we have carport, and not need one"   

  I mean what are your relations like?  "All my relations are in Poland" 

  Is there any infidelity in your marriage?  "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player" 

  Does your wife beat you up?  "No, I always up before her" 

  Is your wife a nagger?  "No, she white" 

  Why do you want this divorce?  "She going to kill me" 

  What makes you think that?  "I got proof" 

What kind of proof?  "She going to poison me.  She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.  I can read English pretty good, and it say:"




POLISH REMOVER


       

The emoticons really helped! Thanks Skrag

Bush, Obama and Trump go to a job interview with God.

God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?"
Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!" 
"Very well", says God. "Come sit to my right."

Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?"
Obama answers: "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all." 
"Good", says God. "You shall sit to my left."

Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?"

Trump answers: "I believe you're sitting in my chair." 

damn that is totally Trump