my roommate bought a case of vanilla coke and i have been drinking the poo poo out of it

Well I love coke! I like vanilla coke the most. It is, objectively, the best around.

true one time i tried pepsi vanilla and it was just poo poo

Here's a coke joke

"Theres a mexican, a black guy and a white guy..
a genie agrees to grant them each one wish..
the mexican asks for all of his people to be happy and in mexico.
so POOF.. the wish is granted.
the black guy asks for all of his people to be happy and back in africa.
POOF.. the wish is granted.
the genie finally goes up to the white guy and says, "what will your wish be?"
the white guy says,"you mean to tell me that all of the blacks and mexicans are out of the country?"
the genie says,"of course! that is what they wished for!"
so the white guy says,"then i guess i will have a coke."

#ShareaCoke

steev, that joke is racist

To my friend @ZIGS_ARE_WINNER a true legend



Welcome to the #WazHackMasterRace buddy

#ShareaCoke

Thanks pal!

Shout out to my buddy @EJ you're always there for me


Wow that's 2 Cokes in 1 day, I'd better slow down!! Don't worry I'll drink more cokes tomorrow I bought a 20-pack.
 
#ShareaCoke

edit: why doesn't the forum resize images automatically for me if they're too big wtf

To my soulm8 (you know who you are)



#ShareaCoke

hey where'd my wallet go?

check your pocket

Don't do it steev! What if Javiks replaced your wallet with a mouse trap??????????????????

OUCH

OUCH

that would be fetching hilarious

I stopped drinking coke in 2009 when I decided I didn't want to be fat anymore.